How to fix things*...

How to fix Microsoft Windows XP when the RPC server crashes and then you can't copy or paste:

Shut down Windows, count to 20, and then restart the machine.

How to fix an LCD projector that refuses to recognize the notebook computer plugged into it, even though you've clicked all the buttons on the remote:

Shut down the projector, unplug it, count to 20, and then plug it back in and restart the machine.

How to fix a printer or copier that refuses to clear a bad job, no matter how many times you press the Interrupt, Stop, Clear and Delete buttons:

Turn off the printer, unplug it, count to 20, and then plug it back in and restart the machine.

How to temporarily fix a computer with a flakey power supply that won't turn on when you push the power switch:

Unplug the machine, count to 20, and then plug it back in and restart the machine.

How to fix a battery-powered timer that won't let you input times or start the countdown:

Take out the batteries, count to 20, and then put the batteries back and restart the machine.

 

 

*95% of all system problems can be fixed by making the system forget everything it knows and start over. If you need more help than this, please contact me.